Here comes Bridezilla!

Bridezilla (a portmanteau of bride and Godzilla)/Bride-zil-a   is a generic term used to describe a difficult, unpleasant, perfectionist bride who leaves aggravated family, friends and bridal vendors in her wake.  A bridezilla is obsessed with her wedding and will disregard the feelings of the family, bridesmaid and even her groom in her quest for the perfect wedding.  Exceptionally attractive, confident women who know what they want and can't be bothered to sugar coat because they are obviously on a 100 calorie a day microbiotic diet and can't even sneak a pack of Splenda if their life depends on it.  Bridezillas are both blessed and cursed with a higher vision of perfection that most mediocre, David's Bridal wearing, Gerber daisy carrying mortals.   They have no choice but to impart this vision exactly to the masses.  It is the motive that drives them to demand nothing less than excellence from their staff-err, wedding party.

For all the gullible people out there let me state for the record that Carrie is the furthest thing from a Bridezilla.  However there are almost 10 months left for the inner zilla to come out.  In fact, Carrie is such a chillaxed bride she's let all her maids pick their own dresses.  I am having trouble deciding on one so thought I'd post the finalists and let my fans choose.  Stay tuned...I'm having trouble posting pictures.