I am kind of cheating with this post, but my teacher Carrie has had a few posts where little writing on her part was done. So if you remember from one of my earlier posts I am a Match prisoner until the middle of March. I had given Melin & Ruda my password, but it didn't go very far. Melin got me writing with one guy who seemed really funny, but my heart wasn't into it so I stopped writing. He probably thinks I'm a huge flake, but I'm sure he'll find online happiness with someone else.
So two years ago my friend Cheri tried to set me up with her husband's cousin. We made plans to hang out, he canceled and that was it. He reached out to me about a year later and I had nothing going on so I said sure I'd hang out. We made plans and he canceled again. No offense Cheri, but I wasn't really that attracted to him anyway so it wasn't a big deal. I mean it was strange and annoying that time was wasted e-mailing and playing phone tag, but I didn't sit home crying for weeks about it. Well get this...I got an e-mail from him on Saturday through Match!!!!!! Can you believe it? He apologized for dropping the ball and asked if he could call me! I mean hello if he is interested enough to try a third time why didn't he follow up the first time?!? So I'm going to write him back and tell him to move on to the next victim.
And lastly, this is the e-mail I got today from a prospective boy on Match. I'm thinking he could be the one!!! What do you think?...
hi paul here al good how ru? love ur profile. work in manhattan and live in yorkers love nyc love 2 do new things so why not send a email and say hello :-) i am a paddy so i can be lots of fun?????????? and i am sick of playing games and will do all i can 2 make the girl of my dreams the happyest lady in the world. so if ur up for a good time and a fun life say hi it wont hurt u?????? lol. i love a drink rtwo so if ur up for a glass of wine r cosmo dinner let me no ad least say hello its nice to be nice??????? u never no u might even have fun?????? lol. so have u ever been 2 ireland? i cu like to do alot thats good so what u like to do for fun?????? :-) i love pets and sports and going out espically when weather good and allways up for a laugh comedy shows, jetskies, movies, walks in the park, bowling, tennis, soccer, rugby, museums, hickey, traveling, surfing, bars, golf, volleyball, basket ball, poker, swimming, beaches, dvds, auto racing, wind surfing, snorkling, baseball, football, bikes, horse riding, i have a dog at the moment they r great company? her name is lucky lol so hopefully ill get lucky and meet the lady of my dreams, life is to short so if their is one out their who wonts to have a good time let me no. so how ur thanksgiving go? lol soulmate, friend, partner, other half, to forfill my big heart? lol love florida going out for dinner 6 flags? etc. so looking forward 2 ur reply pauly :-)
ok so first of all he's Irish and it seems everyone is dating/married to an irishma. secondly he loves swimming melin! Carrie he loves Florida!
I know I'm going to hell, but this one was too much- I had to share it.
What's with all the question marks? I mean so random???? And he loves everything?????? And no offense taken on random cuz behavior. :o)
ReplyDeletelol I mean, I see the question marks but what I noticed is his horrendous spelling. What on earth is he thinking sending a classy lady a nonsense email? The nerve!! This is hilarious though. It's like he copied and pasted the 'activities' section of match.
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